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Presinoia describes a Delusional Disorder, a mental health condition where any political aspirant who suddenly and genuinely believes he/she has a chance of getting elected POTUS (President of the United States); when in fact, those chances are the exact same as he/she becoming the next Pope, or Czar of Russia, or the Grand Vizier of BoogaBoogistan.
Think of any marginal or fringe candidate of any political party who "announces a committee" to explore the possibility of running for POTUS.

In 2011, there are dozens of such people, mostly Republicans, but other political parties as well, who are political aspirants for the 2012 POTUS election cycle.

Sam Smith announced he is running for President. He must be suffering with presinoia. His chances of getting elected are zero.
PRESINOIA by WhistleBerries May 6, 2011
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pretindian 

A white person, usually a hippie, granola, or wanna-be guru who uses words like "Father Sky", "Mother Earth", "sacred circle" and "four winds" to try to convince other white people how spiritual they are. These people can often be seen beating drums, wearing turquoise, and howling at the moon on weekends.
Damn it, Bob, stop being a Pretindian. You're an accountant for chrissake. Enough "Taxes with Wolves" nonsense!
pretindian by Ann Y Moss August 16, 2014

Presidia 

The city in Project wingman that gets so roasted to hell, that surpasses any mom jokes
"We have taken back Presidia; wait IS THAT CRIMSON ON-" (Gets obliterated into dust"
Presidia by ObbyHobbyLobbyKnobbyCobby February 28, 2022

Prestonian 

Someone who lives or was born in Preston
Joe is a Prestonian
Prestonian by Fosh117 April 7, 2022

presiliana 

She is one of the baddest bitches in town she is cuter then y’all skanks she could beat yo ass try to mess with her and you will regret it but she is also very nice and will always stand up for her friends and family she don’t care what no one says
She is one sexy mama you need to have a presiliana in yo life she will make you happy
presiliana by Presiliana February 10, 2018

Presinot 

A person pretending to be president. A fake president.
The guy that won is a reality TV game show host. He isn't a real president...he's a Presinot.
Presinot by AnotherAlias October 18, 2019
Prenoia (pree-noy-uh) "The joyful suspicion that it is one's duty to 'conspire' for the success of oneself; for the success of all other terrestrial beings, and the whole Universe."/Multiverse. -H A-

Classically, Paranoia has been known as the suspicion that there is a conspiracy brewing which is out to do one harm. It has even become classified as a psychotic disorder.

In the United States of America during the 1960's and 70's, Pronoia was coined and became known as the sneaking suspicion that the Universe is conspiring on one's behalf.

In his 1972 book The Natural Mind, Andrew Weil makes note of "Positive Paranoia" - the ideology held by those who psychologically tested as having a "W" or Whole personality type. These people were shown on tests to be mentally abnormal. In practice however, these were some of the most highly functioning individuals in the community.

In the 1990's, a European "Zippy" group appended the definition of pronoia to include that Pronoia is the sneaking suspicion that others are conspiring to help you; and you them.

Today, in 2008, I offer Prenoia to this tradition of memes to be defined as "The joyful suspicion that it is one's duty to 'conspire' for the success of oneself; for the success of all other terrestrial beings, and the whole Universe."/Multiverse.
Prenoia is the utilizing of ecological means which benefit all whom it effects. ie, The Campaign for Healthier Eating in America sponsored by the Institute for Responsible Technology which strives to share the health benefits of Organic foods and warn of the dangers of genetically modified foods.
prenoia by Hakeem Alexander March 21, 2008
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I hit a real purple patch.

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