POZER 

someone who labels themselve as something they arent..
tries to be wat he or shit thinks is cool or in style..
uses all the stereotypes for wat they'd like to be and say theyre skater,metalhead,goth,punk, etc

sammy:metalheads are suppose to wear all black and thats why i wear all black.
jesse:youre fucking dumb clother wont make you a metalhead.
sammy:wat will then??
jesse:you have to listen to the music and actually like it.
sammy:does green day count?
jesse:hit POZER in the head with skateboard

POZER by ISK8ANDHEADBANG April 27, 2008

pozer 

john gammon

its funny because you are !!

pozer by CRAVEN MORHED February 6, 2003

Pozer 

A person who is a dumb fuck who has no hoes

Suhkarsh Singh is a pozer

Pozer by Kai docherty November 11, 2020

Pozer dad 

A dad who never is around specifically a boy who has had a child and has not yet become a man and is chasing paper instead of guiding the next generation of the Family in truth. More specifically a boy who's father was never around and yet still chooses to not be in their children's life. Truefully a boy who has not yet understood the unconditional love of a Father.

Damn! That dude is such a Pozer dad.

Pozer dad by Be-got-ten August 14, 2019

poker slang

The vast terminology used to describe the play, quality of players, technical aspects, probability, and psychology of the game of poker.

A poker slang word. Sandbag: Also "slow play", to play a very strong hand in a passive manner so as to induce your opponent or opponents into betting, with the intent of raising. The essence of the sandbag is the "check raise", to check, giving the appearance of weakness, thereby luring your opponent to bet, and then raise, or "go over the top".

"Dude, I sand bagged this donkey, when I spiked trip kings on the turn. I check raised him all in, and he got felted."

poker slang by The Crocodile99 March 10, 2014

POO POKER 

a homosexual that enjoys having arse sex.

I said Elton John you dirty old POO POKER, how's it going?

POO POKER by kam75xx June 8, 2018

Gay Poker 

A 7 card stud game where all Queens are wild. Jacks and Kings with Moustaches dealt face down are also wild (moustaches in the hole). Straights don't count, so for example no straight flush hands, it would only be a flush.

David is definitely ripe to come out of the closet. He get very excited every time one of the guys deals a hand of Gay Poker. He takes off his shirt and talks about how much he loves playing stud games with wild queen and no straighs.

Gay Poker by Reiso February 2, 2017