Polcrap 

"Polcrap" can be used two ways:

1) to describe the current state of politics in any region.

2) to express disgust with a situation

IT IS NOT A COMBINATION OF "POL" AND "CRAP"

"You stupid piece of POLCRAP!"

"Man, I ate this burger the other day. It tasted like polcrap."

Polcrap by SuperCookieMan February 9, 2010

Poocrapstinate 

When doing something boring and an urge too take a wicked deuce steps in to save the day. A smart person can take advantage of natures food flow and Poocrapstinate, taking as much time to shit as possible.

1) "man, fuck this noise...im going to go poocrapstinate for a while"

Poocrapstinate by Gnarly Gnight August 30, 2009

poocrap

a poocrap is a large brown usually squshy substace that can be originated from your buttoks. noun

omg there is a giant poocrap in my toilet!!!!!

poocrap by tinnie 11119955 February 23, 2013

polecrap 

Residue or crust left behind on the pole after a night of bottomless pole dancing.

The customers demanded to lick off the polecrap after Suzie slithered down.

polecrap by aromamaster July 14, 2010