paint the walls

The act of not pulling out.

Once I found out she was clean and on the pill, there was no need for a condom. It was time to paint the walls.

by Kylewasmyboyscoutleader June 8, 2010

paint the walls

when you masterbate and your sperm drenches the walls.

Troll was eager to get home from school so he could paint the walls.

by Chia37 November 16, 2005

Paint-the-walls

Licking the asshole of a Raider fan

Dude I left the game to paint-the-walls with her.

by Wordplay123 October 23, 2023

Paint the walls red

Being in a depressive state ready to blow your brains out onto the wall.

“Dude this final is gonna make me paint the walls red”

by Nleooon January 25, 2022

Paint The Walls Pink

A phrase used when a male sees a female he would like to have sex with.

Brad: "What Do You Think About That Sexy Chick Over There?"
Craig: "I'd Paint The Walls Pink!"
Brad: "& Make Her Brown Eye Blink?"
Craig: "You Daaaaamn Skippy!"

by Bill Bixby May 16, 2005

Beat the paint off of those walls

Banging those sugar walls; rough sex; fucking, usually ending in a mess; there's really good sex, and then there's this.

Bro 1: "Did you see that kids mom? Man, I would beat the paint off of those walls."
Bro 2: "Oh my GOD!"
Bro 1: "What the heck was that for?"
Bro 2: "Yeah I guess I'd hit that, but you seem a little too excited..."
Bro 1: "Duh, cuz she's hot!"

by Major Bingus May 9, 2015

Paint the wall

verb.

When what your dealing with or being made to do is so unbearable or boring that you would rather shoot yourself in the head and have your brains and blood splatter all over the wall. Thus "painting" it.

Can also be said as "Paint the fucking Wall"

Guy 1: "God this meeting is fucking boring."
Guy 2: "I know! This makes me wanna go paint the wall."

by ArmageddonsRaid August 8, 2009