An OvalJerk is like a circle jerk, except that it's done in the White House Oval Office. Basically, the President gets all of his Cabinet members to sit around the table and make masturbatory comments about what a great job he is doing.
Reince finished the OvalJerk with a shiver and a moan by announcing that it's been "a blessing" to serve under this President.
by PGM-me June 13, 2017