Orlo 

Smart, sensitive, and has his shit together. He’s the type of guy that makes girls swoon but would rather curl up with a book or finish that work project than go on a date with you.

He’s the emotionally unavailable man every woman wants.

I wish my boyfriend could be more like Orlo.

Orlo by Conformist38 November 24, 2021

Orlove'd 

The result of losing control while operating a motor vehicle, causing it to spin wildly out of control and into a ditch, sometimes upside-down.

Term originally coined on Jalopnik's Oppositelock forum, in regards to author Raphael Orlove losing control of his car and flipping it into a ditch.

Raphael Orlove: "Hi, I need to report an accident."
Insurance Company: "Hello, I'm sorry to hear that. What happened?"
RO: "Um, I Orlove'd my Baja Bug."
IC: "You what your what?!"
RO: "I spun my Beetle into a ditch, rolled a few times, wrote part of a story about the event on Jalopnik and probably won't write part 2."
IC: "I see."

Orlove'd by ScoobSTi December 31, 2013

Orloff

A very cheap vodka that is distilled in Lewiston Maine and is popular among residents of Maine and New Hampshire. It tastes like rubbing alcohol and often gives you the shits the next morning. Being drunk on Orloff vodka is very similar to having a really bad fever and a concussion at the same time.

If you have to drink it, try mixing it with mountain dew to make it more palatable. And may god have mercy on your soul.

Guy 1: Dude we're out of gas.

Guy 2: I've got some Orloff in the trunk, we can use it as fuel.

Orloff by limpingfetus666 February 2, 2010

Orlovsky safety 

In American football, when a player unknowingly and unintentionally runs out the back of their own end zone, resulting in a safety. This differs from a traditional safety in the way that the offensive player does not fumble or is physically tackled by an opponent. Coined in reference to Detroit Lion's quarterback Dan Orlovsky running out the back of his end zone against the Minnesota Vikings in the 2008 NFL season.

-"Did you see the game yesterday, the stupid back-up quarterback pulled an Orlovsky safety to lose the game!!"

-"Don't even talk to me about that, it's one of the dumbest plays a professional athlete can make."

Orlovsky safety by Tuggernuts December 21, 2008

orlog 

"Original" or "fundamental law", the Germanic/North European concept of the principles governing the universe. Orlog includes both physical and moral laws, and encompasses such things as gravity, relativity and cause-and-effect. The term "orlog" may also be used in reference to the general purpose of a person's life, in which case it is similar to the concepts of both destiny and avocation.

"The orlog of Jupiter is to orbit the Sun."

orlog by Aelswyth Alansdohter July 20, 2007

orlop

Sound feces makes as it enters the toilet water

Damn, Willis, nice orlop!

Yeah, and the splash got my ass wet.

(Laughter)

orlop by Ejacula July 11, 2009

graf orlock 

southern california based cinema-grind band which melts faces with gnarly blasts, an array of sound clips from various late 80's/early 90's action films and lyrics comprised entirely of selections from the scripts of the aforementioned films.

i totally got what i deserved during the breakdown in "todd and janelle" at the gorlock show last night.

graf orlock is the best/most annoying band in the world.

www.graforlock.com
www.myspace.com/graforlock

graf orlock by snitchDOOM February 26, 2008