Orlev 

One of the best people you’ll ever meet, always funny, you can depend on him and got that David Goggins mentality in him., ongoing person and is amazing in bed

Orlev is like David Goggins

Orlev by Bombaclarteeeer September 23, 2023

Orlev 

Orlev a crazy, random person you can depend on SOMETIMES! i can't tell if it's a he or she but here are some things that orlev's do
1) her mom packs her lunch for her and tucks her into bed
2) she studies math with her father and thinks its "chilling with the old man"
3) is weirdly in love with rainbows
4) thinks shes the shit...when shes not!
5) likes to sleep with teddy bears
6) goes to bed with her mother when she has a bad dream
7) is great to hang out with if you want to have sex, fun, and boos
8) weirdest person you can possibly meet
9) usually have A.D.D
10) tells there mom their social problems and she helps and tries to fix them

Anything that you want to make fun of is Orlev!

Fast and Furious the most vibrant person you can ever see on the face of the earth

the biggest baby you can ever meet!

has a great personality and that what pulls you into loving her

Fastest talker alive

When you talk to her you want to pull your hair out

Orlev by Orlev February 2, 2009

going to new orleans 

When someone takes your shoes

Reference to the common shoe scam in new orleans where people ask you "where you got your shoes from"

"My friend says he's going to new orleans next period"

going to new orleans by ears_ears December 12, 2021

Orlove'd 

The result of losing control while operating a motor vehicle, causing it to spin wildly out of control and into a ditch, sometimes upside-down.

Term originally coined on Jalopnik's Oppositelock forum, in regards to author Raphael Orlove losing control of his car and flipping it into a ditch.

Raphael Orlove: "Hi, I need to report an accident."
Insurance Company: "Hello, I'm sorry to hear that. What happened?"
RO: "Um, I Orlove'd my Baja Bug."
IC: "You what your what?!"
RO: "I spun my Beetle into a ditch, rolled a few times, wrote part of a story about the event on Jalopnik and probably won't write part 2."
IC: "I see."

Orlove'd by ScoobSTi December 31, 2013

Orlovsky safety 

In American football, when a player unknowingly and unintentionally runs out the back of their own end zone, resulting in a safety. This differs from a traditional safety in the way that the offensive player does not fumble or is physically tackled by an opponent. Coined in reference to Detroit Lion's quarterback Dan Orlovsky running out the back of his end zone against the Minnesota Vikings in the 2008 NFL season.

-"Did you see the game yesterday, the stupid back-up quarterback pulled an Orlovsky safety to lose the game!!"

-"Don't even talk to me about that, it's one of the dumbest plays a professional athlete can make."

Orlovsky safety by Tuggernuts December 21, 2008

Orleans 

Semi ghetto boring ass neighbourhood in Ottawa. Literally nothing to do so kids form gangs and jump each other for entertainment. Notable schools are: Cairine Wilson (cocaine willy) St. Peter’s, (best known for a bunch of niggas kicking in a kid’s head, and lots of drugs) and sir will (we don’t talk about what goes on there but lemme tell you it’s a bad place for trannies) All the niggas are homicidal, all the bitches have claumydia

Person 1: Yooooooo I fucked an orleans shorty this weekend

Person 2: allah my nigga get your crackhead ass screened for aids before you touch my hand

Orleans by Ligmaonyoface December 16, 2018

New Orleans Neti-Pot 

Using a partner’s nostril as a sexual orifice during ejaculation, causing semen to enter the partner’s sinus cavity and exit through the opposite nostril.

I knew Karrie wouldn’t swallow, so I surprised her with a New Orleans Neti-Pot

New Orleans Neti-Pot by JayBanks October 29, 2017