One Night Standards 

The physical qualities of a person required to engage in a one night stand with said person.

"What do you think of that girl?"
"Eh, she's alright. Not relationship worthy, but she meets my one night standards."

One Night Standards by Levasaurus Rex January 16, 2013

One Night Standards 

The incredibly low standards a man has for women, when he's drunk, horny, and doesn't want a relationship.

Jeff fucked Victoria because he has low one night standards, which is why he never called her back.

One Night Standards by rogerthewhale May 19, 2014

One Night Standard 

A person who likes to have one night stands on weekends. Can work for both guys and girls, and usually involves sex with no strings attached.

Jess: "Where's Janie tonight?"
Anna: "She's out having a one night standard with a frat."

One Night Standard by Death's Door October 10, 2011