One Night Standards

The physical qualities of a person required to engage in a one night stand with said person.

"What do you think of that girl?"
"Eh, she's alright. Not relationship worthy, but she meets my one night standards."

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The incredibly low standards a man has for women, when he's drunk, horny, and doesn't want a relationship.

Jeff fucked Victoria because he has low one night standards, which is why he never called her back.

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One Night Standard

A person who likes to have one night stands on weekends. Can work for both guys and girls, and usually involves sex with no strings attached.

Jess: "Where's Janie tonight?"
Anna: "She's out having a one night standard with a frat."

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