OmniSelfie

An OmniSelfie is the supposedly proclaimed, "totally perfect Selfie" by many who consistently use messaging and post sites such as Twitter.

There is no OmniSelfie in existence, considering that photoshopping, absurd effects, plastic surgery, and charismatic makeup are simply cheat codes towards attaining such an impotent thing as a "general Selfie". OmniSelfies are pointless, and any other offspring of the, "Selfie" is simply one's self-eccentric portrait pasted to the Internet like a palm stuck on to a face.

There is yet no profound meaning to an OmniSelfie.

Person A.) I have been working for fifteen hours onto accruing the OmniSelfie!

Person B.) What's so beneficial about me viewing your face, anyway?

Person A.) Like, totally shut up!

Person B.) I have a feeling your mind is going to shut down.

OmniSelfie by Ninja of Logic May 26, 2014

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016