Omahole

Pronunciation: Oma-'hOl
Function: noun

1a.
Any U.S. Midwestern city with a population that’s majority Caucasian, conservative with limited culture and sophistication

1b.
A city with less than 1 million people where it's progressive citizens are embarrassed to admit where they live

2a.
A town or city that is predominantly flown over by coastal travelers

2b.
Any small Midwestern city that takes air travels at least two flights to reach it

Origin: Current and former citizens of Omaha, Nebraska

I yearn to live in Omahole and only eat meat and potatoes.

You don't believe in evolution? You must be from Omahole.

I have to fly over Omahole to reach New York.

We finally reached Omahole after five hours and two layovers.

by Joe Ricketts February 4, 2006

Onahole

A Japanese male masturbation silicon vagina (pussy).

Joe masturbated with his new onahole last night, he thought to himself, its softer then my hand!

by somebody007 February 25, 2011

Onahole chafing

When your genitals rub against an object too roughly that it chafes.

Carmen involuntarily uses the hitachi wand soo long that it cause onahole chafing.

Armilla got in a very intimate mood to start scissoring her roommate that led to onahole chafing.

Mason eagerly uses the onahole on himself while his parents wasn’t at home, and finished too quickly to realize it caused him onahole chafing.

by Seamenhorseradish April 1, 2019

Onaholer

A person, normally a man, who owns a onahole(Japanese pocket pussy). Some or even most times onaholers may prefer it over the real thing because 1.) It’s sole purpose is to give nothing but pleasure 2.) It doesn’t nag or boss them around 3.) It’s ultra ribbed and has state of the art design to manipulate the insides of a tight Asian woman’s pussy. Enough said...ladies you’ve got some real competition going on.

Well you’re goddamn right I’m an onaholer! Your pussy is trash!

by Jansu March 6, 2021