The worlds bigggest organisation, dedicated to getting the very best sporting men and women from across the globe, to have sex, under the guise of doing sport. This is not a lie, Half the fun at the olympics (for the athletes) is the sex. It happens. Fact.
Journalist: so, whats your favourite part about the Olympics?
Super-Athlete #1 : can you keep a secret?
Journalist : sure
Super-athlete #1 : the sex, is AMAZING
Super-Athlete #1 : can you keep a secret?
Journalist : sure
Super-athlete #1 : the sex, is AMAZING
by janner_do August 20, 2011
1) An amazing sporting event that inspires my biggest goals and best dreams.
2) An event I will compete in.
3) An event that brings together the most inspiring and hardworking people in the world.
4) The event that taught me to work hard.
2) An event I will compete in.
3) An event that brings together the most inspiring and hardworking people in the world.
4) The event that taught me to work hard.
Stranger: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Me: An Olympian.
Stranger: Olympics! Awesome! Good luck!
Me: An Olympian.
Stranger: Olympics! Awesome! Good luck!
by rockinsquawskier June 24, 2010
An event that tries to cast itself as the world's largest sporting event that is truly international, even though people know its a load of bullshit since its always dominated by superpowers like the US. Sorry, the World Cup owns that distinction (and every other sporting or TV/Media event cannot come close to the influence it has on people's lives on a global scale).
Man 1: Hey the Olympics are going on?
Man 2: What Olympics?! Fuck that bullshit, I'd rather watch the World Cup... Which is far more fun and cool than the fucking Olympics!
(Man 1 seems upset at his friend and at himself)
Man 2: What Olympics?! Fuck that bullshit, I'd rather watch the World Cup... Which is far more fun and cool than the fucking Olympics!
(Man 1 seems upset at his friend and at himself)
by footballnotsoccer August 8, 2006
OMG New Episode of Family Guy!
O Motherfucking Goddamn Shit-in-a-Banana-peel! The Fucking Gay Olympics Are On!
*Shoots T.V.*
O Motherfucking Goddamn Shit-in-a-Banana-peel! The Fucking Gay Olympics Are On!
*Shoots T.V.*
by Seagulls Of Santa!!! August 14, 2008
Held every 4 years, this year in Rio De Janerio, 167 countries compete in many various sports & it's a Thrill to watch! It lasts a lil over 2 weeks. My favorite sport is gymnastics. Originated from sports events in Olympia, Greece very many centuries ago!
I can't wait til The Olympics start! I'll be glued to the TV & get to see excellent athletes from so many different countries! I love the opening & closing ceremonies too & the lighting of the Olympic Torch, the parade of flags from all the different countries. The Winter Olympics occur every 4 years staggered by a 2~year time frame from the Summer Olympics.
by Starchylde May 28, 2016
the best friend you could ever ask for, sometimes they can be annoying cause they don’t understand you might actually have a language barrier. They cry with you when you’re sad and get high on static electricity when you’re happy. They r beeutiful and the problem is they don’t know it.
by kkcdf October 28, 2019
Olympism is a philosophy of life, exalting and combining in a balanced whole the qualities of body, will and mind. Blending sport with culture and education, Olympism seeks to create a way of life based on the joy found in effort, the educational value of good example and respect for universal fundamental ethical principles.
by eliwolff10 October 7, 2015