Oli G

Oli G is a literal chad, human god. He is the sole reason humanity still has its will to exist.

Person #1: "woah bro, I was about to kill myself, but then I remembered Oli G and I decided against it"
Person #2: "Same dude!"

by Ohio dweller January 30, 2025

Oli G

The undisputed GOAT of our era. Everytime Oli G gets mentioned in conversation a sort of holy gregorian hymn plays in the background as the participants become enlightened for a few moments at in the mere presence of the name itself.

Person 1: dude I saw Oli G yesterday.
Person 2: DEUS VULT

by SomeGuyFromEarth March 17, 2025

Oli G

Oli G is the pinnacle of homonid evolution, the enlightener of minds, the creator of miracles and the crowner of Popes. Peter Parker was bit by a spider, which turned him into spiderman. Oli G was bit by a goat, which turned him into the GOAT.

Oli G IS THE ONE WHO KNOCKS. Nobody else knocks without the consent Oli G, lest they want to suffer a most horendous death.

Human 1: Dude I need to go knock on that door
Human 2: Remeber to ask Oli G
Human 1: Oh yeah, thanks for the heads up

by SomeGuyFromEarth March 26, 2025

Oli G

Oli G definition: Oli G is the pinnacle of homonid evolution, the enlightener of minds, the creator of miracles and the crowner of Popes. Peter Parker was bit by a spider, which turned him into spiderman. Oli G was bit by a goat, which turned him into the GOAT.

Oli G IS THE ONE WHO KNOCKS. Nobody else knocks without the consent Oli G, lest they want to suffer a most horrendous death.

Person 1: Dude, I need to go knock on that door
Person 2: Remember to ask Oli G
Person 1: Oh yeah, thanks for the heads up

by SomeGuyFromEarth March 26, 2025

oli-garchy

its sounds like what you would call a starchy olive found at olive garden

mom, is it ok if i eat this oli-garchy

by nipple apple October 2, 2020

Oli Gold

Being on top. Superstar. Living a

Living like Oli Gold

by Olski September 22, 2022

Oli Goodrum

Oli Goodrum is by far the gayest person to ever live. He has tiny nips and rubs his dick on his purple coral. He is also shit at playing bitmoji tennis on snapchat and can't run so he made up a fake time. Oli Goodrum is also extremely sexy and is fucked hot but thats not the point. OLI IS VERY GAY. He is addicted to porn and wanks 24/7. Oli also thinks he's a nigga but believe me he's as white as ghost. He also tells you to kill yourself and calls his girlfriend a Moonhead. in conclusion Oli Goodrum takes it up the ass.

person 1: "BAHAH look at that gay kid"
person 2: "yeah thats Oli Goodrum"
person 1: "ohhh yeah that makes sense"

by suckmydong69 August 22, 2019