Okenzie

A rare fish in the dark waters of the oceans. It is the only fish that a shark can NOT eat because when a shark sees the fish, it is too blinded by it's hottness that it swims away.

Girl1: "Did you see that video of the shark swimming away form that Okenzie fish"
Girl2: "No! But I heard that the shark was so blinded it went unconscious!"
Girl1: "No way?!?! I'm going to go watch this video"

Okenzie by beachdancer211 October 23, 2011

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Okezie

He’s so loving and lovable. You cannot come close to him and not what to be his friend. He loves without reservation and gives with all his heart. He’s so confident of himself that you’d want to mistake him for a proud person if you aren’t close to him. He’s a very religious person who never jokes with his faith and service to his God. He sometimes finds it hard to express his feelings cos he sometimes doesn’t want to get no for an answer. He believes in staying at peace with all. He never bears grudges nor harbors wrong. Impossibility isn’t a thing for him. He believes there’s no limitation to what he or anyone can achieve, as long as they put their mind to it. Everyone needs an Okezie in their lives. Keep him when you find him.

Okezie is cute and is lovable

Okezie by SaintGee November 23, 2021

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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