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A full fledged octagonal jerk off session with the intent of simultaneous male masturbation at no less or greater than 45 degree angles. This form of extreme masturbation is two steps below a decajerk and infinitely many steps below a circle jerk. Mass lotion consumption is a common factor in these situations. WARNING: It is recommended that only veteran jerk offs attempt this form of masturbation because of the common side effect of an entire loss of savagery
1. I cant believe you just participated in a Bryant octajerk!!!!!!!!

2. Theres not a single girl in my class, its an octajerk extreme!!!

3. Todd: Hey do you want to go to the Jonas Brothers concert tonight?

Omar: I dont think i can handle an octajerk tonight, i already had to beat off in traffic today for like 2 hours.

by SavageTeam2011 Part 2 August 21, 2008
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A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
by gingerale011 March 25, 2011
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