Skip to main content
To attempt to hook up with a girl, only to have her turn you down and sleep on your couch. A denial of advances. A refusal to accept a sexual invitation.
She chose to obstain from my advances.
Obstain by Jennagain December 18, 2011
Words you can keep

Obtain the Grain 

just a way for one, ie. me, to flex on yall with their immaculate use of the english language by speaking as the ones important to society do, its the competent way of saying "lets get that bread"
You: Lets get this bread
I, an intellect: Lets obtain the grain
Obtain the Grain by awholemess January 9, 2019

1. Stubborn: Determined not to agree with other people's wishes or accept their suggestions.

2. Refusing to change: Unwilling to change or give up something such as an idea or attitude.

3. Difficult to control, get rid of, solve, or cure.
Obstinate people often are annoying and dumbass nooblets.

*Stubborn, determined, annoying, unwilling and always think they're right.
Obstinate by Jafje April 15, 2007

obstanculate 

(V) kill; obliterate; destroy
Kila, obstanculate that MOFO.
Obstanculate!
obstanculate by aceXofXspades February 27, 2009
To gain, collect, or acquire something unto your possession.
I am going to obtain an STI from this chick in Chicago, its gonna be rad.
obtain by Dr. Aarben November 10, 2014

obtainstuck 

When you want to get stuck in and something is just getting in your way, you get obtainstuck!

Usual obstacles include Plunt Thor Thunder Tits or Shirker Bandits or guys called Sven.

It often sneaks up on you like a Patagonian Sneak Bear - you are all ready to go and BaNg - you are obtainstuck.
“Wow that Meer is getting proper obtainstuck man”

Triple H, I can't believe you won all my cash at poker, now I have no way of getting home - absolute obtainstuck!

What, they took my domain website name, now I'm proper obtainstuck!
obtainstuck by The Merz May 19, 2010

obtainium 

materials used to create art work such as assemblage, mixed media or sculpture that wasn't bought new, but obtained in other ways, such as second-hand, dumpster diving, chance findings or donations.
I create art from things that others throw away, I call my what I do Obtainium Art.
obtainium by gnudies August 25, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
Next