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Oblivexting 

Obliv-ex-ting: to text while propelling oneself forward and not paying attention causing all sorts of DOOM in your wake.

Similar to Sexting but not nearly as explicit, and hospital bills instead of lawyer bills are usually involved.
This stupid freshman was oblivexting and walked directly into oncoming traffic causing a 6 car pile up during rush hour.
Oblivexting by Exibit ART September 30, 2009
Related Words

oblivocity 

i was so drunk when my dad came home but due to his oblivocity he didnt notice
oblivocity by caz alemien February 13, 2009
When you vocalize about something you are oblivious too
Linda was so oblivocal when she referred to Amanda.
oblivocal by joshuasly December 25, 2015

oblivous 

Not knowing anything. Commonly used in text messages and rarely in real life.
Edwin is so oblivous, he's like a Jon Snow.
oblivous by Edwub knows nothing February 28, 2016

Oblivoron 

An oblivious moron.
Someone who does not intentionally try to anger others; he is simply oblivious to his surroundings or how his actions affect others.
He drives like there is no one else is on the road; he is such an Oblivoron.

Oblivoid 

A person lacking in self-awareness, not tuned in.
"Oh look! That goat is eating Tommy's toes and he e's oblivious to it! Tommy is such an oblivoid due to his tiny pea-brain—just like a brontosaurus!"
Oblivoid by Douglas Koempel April 21, 2025