Obambi

Barack Obama has a glass jaw. For many months last year, it was assumed that Mr. Obama would be too soft, or timid, to endure the attacks to come. “Obambi,” he was dubbed by a Chicago Tribune columnist. A parallel assumption emerged that the 46-year-old Mr. Obama was merely running in 2008 to sow good will for a campaign in 2012 or 2016. As it turned out, Mr. Obama has proven adept at deflecting punches, shrugging off criticism from opponents as “the same old politics.”

His soft brown eyes give a sort of "deer in the headlights" look, but he is not Obambi, he is like a pit bull with AIDS.

Obambi by mecicon March 10, 2008

Obamium

A rare element, used in making Obamids and Obamium ingots

The Boys in the chemistry lab- “After many years, and countless hours, we’ve finally found it, Obamium”

Obamium by OsamaBinDrippin October 2, 2019

Obamium

A rare mineral that can be taken down to the forges beneath the White House to create the legendary N-Word Pass.

Me: This is my N-Word Pass, made of pure Obamium.
My friend: *shows his N-Word Pass*
Me: Fool! That’s not a real N-Word Pass! It’s made of paper! Harvest some Obamium and come back with a real N-Word Pass!

Obamium by Flatblok71 April 21, 2020

Obamium

A sacred object that only the gods can get a hold on.

Scientist 1: finally.....
Scientist 2: is that....?
Scientist 1: i finally found it... the obamium is now mine..

Obamium by JahsehOompaLoompa September 18, 2020

Obaminable 

Adj. description of an abominable mistake, dishonest, disagreeable or unpleasantry increasingly common from B.H. Obama.

ex: Copenhagen's Obaminable Failure

Obaminable by Mauibrad December 20, 2009

Obamia 

Obamia is similar to insomnia. You experience Obamia when you are incapable of falling asleep because you can’t stop thinking about Obama. There has been no reported cure for this illness.

Friend 1: aye bruh why aren’t you getting rest I thought you got rid of your insomnia
Friend 2: nah bruh I don’t have insomnia I have Obamia. I keep thinking about Obama and his perfection.

Friend 1: damn bruh I heard there’s no cure for that. Good luck bruh

Obamia by Obamia victim October 16, 2019

Obamium

Discovered in 2019 by Reddit. Obamium is a powerful element that can bend space and time itself. It can be molded into the powerful artifact Obama Prism. It is extremely unstable and radioactive.

Scientist: Finally after all these years I have made "Obamium"

Obamium by Destroy-the-child September 10, 2020