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obamajob 

A rim job that is given to Obama because you miss him so much.
Person 1: Did you see the news last night?
Person 2: Yea, all that Trump shit is making me want to give a obamajob
Person 1: Maybe I can join in too.
obamajob by Danthepussylicker April 6, 2017
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Obamajob 

A nonexistent job "created or saved" by the stimulus package. The job may exist in a nonexistent congressional district.
Obama acolyte: Obama created 20 new jobs in the 9th Congressional District of Arizona!

Man on the street: 20 new Obamajobs in the nonexistent 9th CD of Arizona? Really?
Obamajob by Jamax November 16, 2009
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Obamamobile 

Barack Obama's means of street transportation. It was a 15 MPG, HEMI-powered, V8 Chrysler 300C. Then he got caught being a hypocrite after lecturing Detroit.

"For years, while foreign competitors were investing in more fuel-efficient technology for their vehicles, American automakers were spending their time investing in bigger, faster cars" May 7, 2007, the Detroit Economic Club

The new Obama is an environmentalist and conserver of fossil fuels. The Hemi was traded in order to keep his supporters from having an epiphany that he is just another politician. The current Obamamobile is a Ford Escape Hybrid.

If he loses look for the next Obamamobile to have over 400hp and will be traded in for something more efficent around late 2011. Just in time for the 2012 election cycle.
The Obamamobile does 0-60 in 5.3 seconds.

There's Barack hiding his gas guzzling Obamamobile in garage before reporters see it.

When evil lurks in the dark streets of Chicago Barack is there. He arrives at the scene to take care of trouble in his Hemi powered Obamamobile.

Obamaobanai 

A historian of the person iguro obanai, they have traveled all over the world to tell people about obanai they were actually on the Titanic and survived they later disappeared in 1889
Person:who is obamaobanai

Me:a historical figure, they're spirit told me about obanai
Obamaobanai by Kor3. SoDa July 3, 2021

Obama job 

The act of a womans vagina being opened beyond its original dimension by a particularly large african american penis.
Did you vote? yes I picked the black one hopefully he'll give me an Obama job
Obama job by Sexy Beast002 July 3, 2010

Obamamobile 

An obamamobile is a car powered by the special obamium power generated. Some of the most famous people who own them are, Obama, Zuck the Reptile and Elon Musk.
Elon Musk is converting his Tesla into an obamamobile!
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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