O’Nella’s Straw 

O’Nella’s Straw is a philosophical term once coined by the great philosopher Sam O’Nella, on his famous work “Kinds of Straws”, a revered piece of entertainment and philosophical thinking.

The concept of O’Nella’s Straw is comparable to Occam’s Razor, a thought process where we should prever simple explanations for things that cannot be proven.

The main difference between the two is t he fact that the Straw is only applicable to straws of any kind.

“Has a firm believer of O’Nella’s straw, I find that the child using that bent monstrosity in this Oliver Garden establishment is a disgrace from humanity.”

O’Nella’s Straw by B. C. Santos March 2, 2021

O’Nella’s Straw 

A philosophical principle based on Occam’s razor. “The simplest design is always the most efficient.”

The drinking straw’s design formed the basis for O’Nella’s Straw

O’Nella’s Straw by Whythisword February 24, 2023

O'Nellas straw 

A principal of performance based on occam's razor that states "the simplest straw will perform the best"

"when i see a child across the room at olive garden gently sipping chocolate milk through a crazy straws all i see is a misguided youth wasting his life." said Sam O'Nella. This gives an excellent example of O'Nellas straw by showing how a crazy straw with all its twists and turns will take longer to bring the liquid past your lips and down your Flesh pipe.

O'Nellas straw by Michael Malloy October 11, 2018