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Nyquil Log 

Sickness can strike at any moment, in this modern world of fast-paced lifestyles and high-calorie Toasty Quizno's Torpedos.

The only way to ensure a quick rebound from ANY illness that trashes your system is to spring a comprehensive three-day Nyquil Implementation-Protection Situation, or NiPS

Following a stringent daily/Nightly intake of Water, Nyquil, High-Pulp Orange Juice, and Safeway's Signature Spicy Basil Tomato Bisque; mixed with an unwaivering solid social-barrier of X-files and endless hours of unintelligible kaleidoscopic footage of 'Jazz - A Film by Ken Burn'

By the 3rd day of infection one can be assured that a king-hell move of good-health shall force the cause and source of the problem inadvertently deep into a stomach, liberally coated with Nyquil's best and brightest.

The ensuing movement will bring upon a most glorious shit. The Nyquil log, depending on the flavor of your choice, will be green and blue of the deepest pastels. The texture soft, like a fine woven-basket. Rest assured, the evils of the common flu or even tuberculosis will be cured locked away within this hefty guardian-angel of a shitball.

(Also see. Robotripping)
Hey Man, didn't you just get diagnosed with Avian influenza

That was three days ago, by quickly springing NiPS into action I was able to recover, and snapped a pic of my 4.2 lbs "Nyquil Log"

Damn Son... that's a blue shit!
Nyquil Log by Jawagas January 25, 2011
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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026