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Not necessarily smart but can be extremely humorous; dont let his muscular body trick you, his penis can be the size of a bottle cap
Am not f*****g with you, your a nyota!
Nyota by Reddit45/6 May 16, 2020
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NOTAFLOF 

NOTAFLOF is an acronym that means No One Turned Away For Lack Of Funds. It means that an event or service is sliding scale or "pay what you can" and that no one will be rejected if they can't pay.
Sam, "I wanna go to the show this week but I'm totally broke." Dean, "Nah, it's cool, it's NOTAFLOF at the door."
NOTAFLOF by zuchinno September 7, 2016
The official gender-bent version of Hetalia created by Hidekaz Himaruya.
"Hey, have you seen my new picture of Igiko from Nyotalia?"
"Yeah, girl!England is so great!"
Nyotalia by Alice James March 10, 2010
A popular internet character who serves as a role model for many.
Teacher: Who is this notato
Student: A popular internet character
Teacher: From where?
Student: From heaven.
Notato by Nerdmind May 8, 2021

NOTAFINGA 

do not touch---don't lay a finger on it
from A Christmas Story---The old man is going to the store to get glue to fix his broken leg lamp---he is so angry and all he could say was NOTAFINGA!
NOTAFINGA by SUE BE December 8, 2010

Nyotaimori 

Nyotaimori is japanese for "female body presentation". (It is sometimes called "body sushi".) It is the practice of eating sashimi or sushi from the body of a woman, typically nude. As a result of being served on a human body, the temperature of the sushi or sashimi comes closer to body temperature, which some may see as a downside or a benefit.
The practice is, in fact, not in any way common in Japan and generally associated with prostitution and the yakuza. Western media reporting of the phenomenon severely misrepresents this to the point that it is perceived in Japan as a European fad.
Before becoming a living sushi plate, the woman is trained to lie down for hours without moving. She must also be able to withstand the prolonged exposure to the cold food. Her body hair, including pubic hair, would also be shaved.
Before service, the woman would take a bath using a special fragrance-free soap and then finish off with a splash of cold water to cool the body down somewhat for the sushi.
In some countries, in order to comply with sanitation laws, there must be a layer of plastic or other material between the sushi and the body of the woman.
"I have to wonder is nyotaimori is an erotic experience or if the dining party is indifferent to the naked woman on the table."
Nyotaimori by Mair Mair August 30, 2006