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The national holiday celebrated by men across the nation every year. Founded on April 22, 2015 by the founding father, on this day a nut was released on a charter bus in exchange for $30 on the way home from New York City and to honor this courageous hero we celebrate nut day every April 22 by fasting and holding off on nutting until midnight, April 23 we will remember his sacrifice until the end of time. God bless the father of Nut Day who will not take credit for this marvelous event.
"Aw dude, no nutting today it's nutday, thank you Liam!"
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national nut day 

national nut day falls on the crisp day of december 1st. this is day right after no nut november ends. it is typically known as the start of destroy dick december.
guy 1: it's 11:59pm! national nut day is nearly here!
guy 2: finally fellow soldier, we're almost at the other side!
national nut day by ilikeketchupalot November 14, 2019
Nut day is the day that celebrates ejaculation, the action of stroking ones penis to cause an orgasm that sends a white liquid to shoot out called sperm, semen, cum etc., and is celebrated on October 22nd every year.
some dude: "dude what day is it?"
some other dude: "its Nut day dude!!"
some dude: "Hell yeah."
nut day by Booty eating bandit October 19, 2018
Nutaylah is a awesome Bestfriend she is caring and sweet but also very petty. She has an amazing Bestfriend called Arzoo and her only Bestfriend. She is one of a kind. Nutaylah is also very athletic and has great potential.
Do u have a nutaylah?
Nutaylah by Sophia 2287/ February 16, 2019

National bust a nut day 

Men are feeling stressed out nowadays; so they need to relax and Bust one
A nunday is a day of the week that feels non-existent and wasted. A day could feel like a nunday due to the weather being terrible or nothing exciting happening to give you any motivation to do anything productive.
Had a proper nunday today
Nunday by redlin September 10, 2021

nutdashing 

Nutdashing (verb)

When you throw a dart arrow through someone's nuts.
If he's going to cheat in this darts match, I'll be nutdashing him so hard .

I need an ambulance. That guy just got mad at me and nutdashed my balls only because I cheated in a darts match.
nutdashing by Roberto the great August 2, 2023