1 definition by nutdayfoundingfather
The national holiday celebrated by men across the nation every year. Founded on April 22, 2015 by the founding father, on this day a nut was released on a charter bus in exchange for $30 on the way home from New York City and to honor this courageous hero we celebrate nut day every April 22 by fasting and holding off on nutting until midnight, April 23 we will remember his sacrifice until the end of time. God bless the father of Nut Day who will not take credit for this marvelous event.
by nutdayfoundingfather April 22, 2016