"And with a grin, she took her favorite tube-top, and gave me the most gentle nut wipe that i had ever experienced."
by kingsexy February 4, 2003
When a man, while sitting on the crapper, attempts to wipe himself after crapping but accidentally swipes his hanging nuts with doo-doo stained toilet paper.
Man, my girlfriend and I were about to do it for the first time last night until she grabbed by balls and suffered the remnants of a cocoa nut wipe.
by King Pip January 22, 2009