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The person who connects couples, organizes and executes their wedding functions.

Nuptist is the cupid, the wedding planner and the organizer of their weddings.

The Nuptist could be a friend, a family member or anyone that has the interest to marry a couple.
John: Bro, Will your sister ever get married?
Billy: I don't know. I'll leave it to the nuptist.
Nuptist by kraj234567 June 8, 2018
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Naptist Church 

A way of mocking someone who uses excuses such as "stress being unhealthy," "proper amounts of sleep being important," and "meditation is needed to rest and reflect" to avoid doing work.
Person #1: "Why didn't Erica turn in the reports on time?"

Person #2: "She said her rest and well being was more important, so she meditated instead of doing actual work"

Person #1: "I don't know how we're gonna get any work done with all of these members of the Naptist Church
Naptist Church by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016
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A nutist is someone who plays Fortnite and thinks they are good. They tend to play tournaments only to fail. On their free time they bust a lot of nuts. They are also very redneck. They tend to fail a lot of classes in school and need to take special education classes.
Patrick is such a nutist.

Man that kid plays Fortnite so he must be a nutist.

This kid skipped writing his essay so he could play Fortnite so he is a nutist.
Nutist by Some Kind of Redneck Man December 8, 2019
singling out a certain type of nut.
Chelsea: I only like peanuts.
Me: You are nutist!
Nutist by Nikki Sue June 24, 2011
When your about to bust a fat load
Omg I’m about to nutista!
nutista by Billybobjr 69 August 2, 2021
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