number zero

The number before my number one. My person. My dawg. My sidekick. My ride or die. My buddy. The one I tell everything to. A true friend.

Me: Man, I'm missing my buddy. He's my number zero.

by jjbugs October 27, 2018

Number Zero Headband

The craziest of all fucking bitches, i.e. Lyndsey Miller. That bitch is fucked up. DON'T APPROACH! Reference from the Afro-Samurai series, as the Number One Headband was supposed to be strongest.

Mike: "Oh shit! Your ex is a Number One Headband"

Pete: "No, she's a fuckin Number Zero Headband"

by xVrael June 27, 2010