by 134340? July 04, 2019
"Goin' down to her number nine."
by MatthewJames June 24, 2008
The King of kings, the god of gods, the Alpha of alphas, number nine is fucking goated, he may be from lorien legacies but he is an actual god, fucking funny and dope as shit, motherfucking strong by the way and the last to be killed util fucking Johnny and six met up like dick heads.
Number Nine: "Probably felt like being carried around like a chubby ass hat" directed at number five.
by Themotherfuckingalpha November 30, 2020
An extremely large mess with a high pitched voice and smells of ass. If you are in this situation... well... I guess your life sucks!
Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine.
by The Mess Himself January 23, 2008
A term frequently repeated in The Beatle's advant-garde track
Revolution 9. The significance of this line baffles musicologists to this day.
Revolution 9. The significance of this line baffles musicologists to this day.
by badusername99 April 28, 2010
by deer killer January 20, 2009
Origin: From the Middle Eastern military practice of soldiers counting off and the 9th soldier in every squad becomes the fuck-buddy for the rest of the men while they're in the field. Related to bacha bazi, the Afghani practice of taking boys, dressing them up like girls, teaching them to dance and then using them as sex slaves.
In Arabic: jundi raqm tisa
American Military Usage: meant as a dark joke. If someone asks how you're doing and you respond with, "I feel like soldier number nine," it means you're having a truly fucked up day or experience.
In Arabic: jundi raqm tisa
American Military Usage: meant as a dark joke. If someone asks how you're doing and you respond with, "I feel like soldier number nine," it means you're having a truly fucked up day or experience.
You: "Hey Bob--how the fuck ya' doing?"
(Bob looks like something just shat him out).
Bob: "Shit, dude. I'm feeling like soldier number nine."
You: "Did you get wasted last night?"
Bob: "Don't remember. But at least I didn't wake up in a tub full of ice and missing a kidney."
You: "...or with a number nine poop chute. But you might want to brush your teeth, I think someone used your mouth as a cock-holster."
(Bob looks like something just shat him out).
Bob: "Shit, dude. I'm feeling like soldier number nine."
You: "Did you get wasted last night?"
Bob: "Don't remember. But at least I didn't wake up in a tub full of ice and missing a kidney."
You: "...or with a number nine poop chute. But you might want to brush your teeth, I think someone used your mouth as a cock-holster."
by Ho-Chi-Mint September 17, 2013