nuke and duke

The act of putting food in the microwave at work and the leaving to go take a shit, thus causing a logjam in the work kitchen.

It took forever to heat up my lunch, someone pulled a Nuke and Duke so I had to wait forever for the microwave

by Pistofficeguy May 18, 2016

nuke the duke

When you siht in a bowl and stick in a microwave, without the victim knowing. Putting a paper towel over it and leaving it in fo a long period of time.

Preferably done at parties

Dude I pulled a nuke the duke at curtis's house last night during the party.

by marky skaggs June 10, 2006