Nuffin Muffin

Noun used to describe the non-food items you've been eating all day. i.e. If you haven't eaten anything all day, or in a good long while, you've eaten a nuffin muffin.

Ulysses: Hey Hank do you want to head out to the Thai Buffet place today?

Hank: Shit yeah man, all i've had today is a big ol' nuffin muffin for lunch.

Nuffin Muffin by masr. July 3, 2009

Nuffin Muffin

It represents the act of having nothing or 0 into a funny sounding item/phrase.

Nicholas is so poor he doesn’t even have a Nuffin Muffin.
He walked into the store and walked out with a Nuffin Muffin.

Nuffin Muffin by tb_2478 August 5, 2025