not the brightest tool in the shed

When u dumb as hell

Them: what's 1+12?
You: 300
Them: WTF dude you stupid or summin?
You: im not the brightest tool in the shed.
Them: u a stupid hoe

by KappaKeepo123 October 29, 2015

Brightest tool in the shed

When someone fucks up ither telling someone they arent the sharpest tool in the shed or the brightest lightbulb in the box

Stupid Ass Friend: Hey, you're not the brightest tool in the shed are you! LOL
Me: Stupid fuck

by Josh Jeffery May 10, 2007