Noplegorph

Saying this word has the power to stop Chuck Norris's round house kick. However, it does not and never will stop his kick for you. For instance, if Chuck himself is in the motion of round housing kicking you, or is about/wants to and you speak of this word or even say it, it won't stop his kick. You may not or cannot say this word for future protection against a kick from him towards you. But, if you say the word it will stop Chuck Norris's kick.

Oh my God! Sebastien is going to round housed by CHUCK NORRIS!!!! NOPLEGORPH!!
Hey you know what guys?
What?
Noplegorph.
What the hell?
If Chuck Norris was doing a round house kick I had just stopped it...

by I am better than Chuck Norris! November 19, 2009