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Nookie Badge 

Love bite

When someone marks you as their territory by sucking on your neck or other visible area, leaving a sign to other potential suitors that you have recently had relations

An ugly purple bruise that happens when someone sucks on an area of skin with gusto, bursting the capillary blood vessels just below the surface

An off putting sign that is usually seen on teenagers and adolescents. Often worn as a badge of honour in friendly circles until it drives away the wearers next would be date with revulsion.

A way for sluts to mark their exploits or conquests.

A way for people to tell that the wearer sleeps around and may not be a suitable safe sexual partner.

Do not let anyone suck on your neck unless you are in a relationship with them.

The same principle as cattle branding, you are owned until the mark heals which can be as long as a month if the person sucking knows what they are doing.

Similar results can be achieved by using a hoover to suck on your neck or pinching and twisting with extreme force bursting the blood vessels just below the skins surface.
Oh shit i never realised the bitch gave me a "nookie badge" until she left. How am i gonna pass this off to my girlfriend?

You - "Babe, i swear it was my mates with the hoover, they pinned me down and attacked my neck"

Babe - "Lying bastard, i know you been with that slut up the street"
Nookie Badge by Wilbo Baggins November 15, 2010
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The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026