Noob Syndrome 

Short term is NS.
A stupid person online. Usually found in 10 to 11 year olds in online teen chat rooms. We don't know why the hell they're there....
See noob for details.

(Online chat room)

Noob: Babez, wanna go out with me?
Tara: Yeah, uh no.
Carly (private messages Tara): Noob Syndrome?
Tara (private messages Carly): Yep.

Noob Syndrome by Simply Stefani; December 28, 2008

Noob Syndrome 

When one thinks they know every aspect of what they have just recently begun to do.

Michael: Hey man that's not how you roll a j.
James: STFU n00b, you've smoked pot three times!
Michael: Man, I know more than you do.
James: Dude you got noob syndrome.

Noob Syndrome by md616 December 9, 2008

Noob Syndrome 

A teenage girl or boy addicted to say a word "noob" 24/7 and cannot be stopped.

Devanny: hi noob!
Devanny: *sings* felix navinoob...

Barry: omg she got noob syndrome!

Noob Syndrome by coolestlightning February 8, 2022

Facebook noob syndrome 

Someone who has recently joined facebook. In addition to having the normal ignorance pertaining to a facebook noob, those with this syndrome are prone to constantly commenting on many posts and also posting pointless things.

It does takes a while for this condition to fade away, but it almost always does as the new users realize that nobody else comments or cares. Some people still have facebook noob syndrome even after years of using the site. In this case, they have terminal noob syndrome.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, Austin has only been on facebook for two days and I've already seen at least fifty comments from him.
Person 2: I know! It's so annoying. He has a bad case of facebook noob syndrome!

Facebook noob syndrome by notmonday November 4, 2011

noob texting syndrome

When someone will text you, you text back and they never reply. Usually people who get their first cellphone do this.

Dan: That hot chick has noob texting syndrome.

Sam: She probably just got her first phone.

noob texting syndrome by newnre23 July 30, 2009