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The chillest kid you'll ever meet! He rocks your socks and can never be chirped. Nobody else can ever compare to him because he's so perfect. Nonso is always really attractive and everyone loves him. While he is young, Nonsos are little score-gods, but when they grow up, they turn into sex-gods. Get excited ;)
OMG he's such a nonso
Nonso by haiiiiiii May 18, 2012
The best friend you could ever ask for. Can sometimes be a cocky bitch but has a big heart and also a big dick. He is an attention seeker and tends to make it all about him. He always needs one best friend who can put him in his place preferably a girl like a Michelle .
Very athletic, handsome, cool, funny, crazy just outta this world. Very annoying but lovable .
When young he is very attractive, fun, and pesty ...but as he grows older he becomes this irresistible sex god that women can't keep their eyes off but still he lives with morals and principles.
He is incredible in bed and just can't help but be flirty. The best at strafing and canting babes
sly dog he is warm hearted and high spirited gives the funniest nicknames and is just the best friend a girl could ask for ; )
1: you like someone who is it
2: he is sortta my best friend
1: I knew it you and Nonso are best friends lol u would make the cutest couple
2: ......
1: you know it's true and I bet u wanna get in bed with him I hear Nonsos are sex gods
2: .....haaaa that would be magical
Nonso by sweet cheeks<3 September 4, 2017

Temitope and Nonso 

The most strongest and compatible couples in town. They are both stubborn so they would always fight and argue but Nonso is a cool kid, so he will apologize to Temitope. Temitope is very forgiving so she will forgive him before he apologizes. Their love is very tough and lasting.
Person 1: Wow! Kate and Chris argue endlessly and the next minutes they were kissing.

Person 2: They must be a Temitope and Nonso.
Temitope and Nonso by Nonso October 13, 2020

nononononononononononononononononononononononononononono 

When your so existentially bored that you write the most useless phrase in the universe
*Leo types on his keybaord*
nononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

Con noncon 

Consensual non-consensual. Typically used in BDSM scenarios, rape roleplay that is pre-discussed by two consenting individuals
Joe: Hey Betsy, wanna try con noncon?

Betsy: Yeah! Get on the bed bitch.

Joe: No!

Betsy: *Fucls Joe*

nonconformist 

a person who usually does things differently from the majority of people, not for the sake of being different and special, but because they prefer to do so.
As a nonconformist, Alex doesn't care if a band is bashed my many people, he still listens to them and admits that because he likes their music.
nonconformist by goosebumpbb August 23, 2010
Short for "nonconsensual" in fanfiction, regular fiction, or just in general referring to various kinds of relationship scenarios where one or both of the participants is forced into sex. Generally associated with rape fantasy and highly controversial.
On the whole, relationships in fanfiction are between two consenting individuals, but there is the occasional noncon.
noncon by Zen November 29, 2004
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