Nokese 

A language resembling English which is output by the predictive text function of any Nokia phone.

Me (typing on crappy nokia phone): Please call of later. Take case!

Other person: Thanks again for the Nokese. I think you mean, "Please call me later. Take care!"

Nokese by Rukaya Mihalko May 5, 2010

Nonesense 

Nonesense as distinguished from nonsense is when a person says something that appears at first glance to make sense, but in fact does not. Perfect nonesense is a circular sentence that creates a spinning sensation in the mind of the listener, from which the only escape is to move onwards to avoid focusing on what is actually being said.

Nonesense may be skillfully employed to give the impression that meaningful comments or thoughts are being contributed.

Used by politicians to induce slow-witted journalists with tight deadlines to quote them.

See also: weasel words

Politician: "Being a really small country, especially after the financial crisis, we saw the world is connected - all intertwined. Our problems do not just affect us locally, they affect us globally."

TV Anchor:"So there you have it folks, our problems affect us globally....back with more news later on."

TV Viewer:"What did he say?"
TV Viewer 2: "Um....seems like nonesense."

Nonesense by Jurgen222 February 16, 2010

nokesville 

Similar to gainesville, except it smells like cow shit and the local rednecks drive their tractors to school becuase it's considered fun.

Nokesville sucks ass.

nokesville by Liz&love; August 9, 2006

nosesex

Carnal knowledge involving the olfactory glands

Annie snorts wildly during nosesex

nosesex by matt_ze_magnifico February 14, 2008

Nokee Badsmith 

A partypooper/grumbler.
A term usually used in casinos to denote a poker player who constantly folds and complains about his hand.

"Play a hand fool, you ain't nothing but a yoghurt-slinging Noke Badsmith."

Nokee Badsmith by Reenie Mac Reenie July 29, 2004

nokesville 

home of the rich snotty people that have nowhere else to go if they they will get shot if they go anywhere else. needs hotter girls i dont know how anyone got pregnant here

come here u to nokesville and u will see what i mean

nokesville by mdpdlk May 28, 2011

Nobese 

Verb/Adjective {N'oh'bees}
A person who keeps thinking they're fat and overweight when they actually are not. Form of anorexia but more socially acceptable. Useful to say to someone who keeps thinking they've put on weight and you want to say that they haven't in a way that sounds like you've insulted them.

Am I fat or am I just being nobese

Nobese by Lord.G-hart June 1, 2011