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Nokese

A language resembling English which is output by the predictive text function of any Nokia phone.
Me (typing on crappy nokia phone): Please call of later. Take case!

Other person: Thanks again for the Nokese. I think you mean, "Please call me later. Take care!"
by Rukaya Mihalko May 5, 2010
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Nonesense

Nonesense as distinguished from nonsense is when a person says something that appears at first glance to make sense, but in fact does not. Perfect nonesense is a circular sentence that creates a spinning sensation in the mind of the listener, from which the only escape is to move onwards to avoid focusing on what is actually being said.

Nonesense may be skillfully employed to give the impression that meaningful comments or thoughts are being contributed.

Used by politicians to induce slow-witted journalists with tight deadlines to quote them.

See also: weasel words
Politician: "Being a really small country, especially after the financial crisis, we saw the world is connected - all intertwined. Our problems do not just affect us locally, they affect us globally."

TV Anchor:"So there you have it folks, our problems affect us globally....back with more news later on."

TV Viewer:"What did he say?"
TV Viewer 2: "Um....seems like nonesense."
by Jurgen222 February 16, 2010
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nokesville

Similar to gainesville, except it smells like cow shit and the local rednecks drive their tractors to school becuase it's considered fun.
Nokesville sucks ass.
by Liz&love; August 9, 2006
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nosesex

Carnal knowledge involving the olfactory glands
Annie snorts wildly during nosesex
by matt_ze_magnifico February 14, 2008
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Nokee Badsmith

A partypooper/grumbler.
A term usually used in casinos to denote a poker player who constantly folds and complains about his hand.
"Play a hand fool, you ain't nothing but a yoghurt-slinging Noke Badsmith."
by Reenie Mac Reenie July 29, 2004
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nokesville

home of the rich snotty people that have nowhere else to go if they they will get shot if they go anywhere else. needs hotter girls i dont know how anyone got pregnant here
come here u to nokesville and u will see what i mean
by mdpdlk May 28, 2011
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Nobese

Verb/Adjective {N'oh'bees}
A person who keeps thinking they're fat and overweight when they actually are not. Form of anorexia but more socially acceptable. Useful to say to someone who keeps thinking they've put on weight and you want to say that they haven't in a way that sounds like you've insulted them.
Am I fat or am I just being nobese
by Lord.G-hart June 1, 2011
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