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A language resembling English which is output by the predictive text function of any Nokia phone.
Me (typing on crappy nokia phone): Please call of later. Take case!

Other person: Thanks again for the Nokese. I think you mean, "Please call me later. Take care!"
Nokese by Rukaya Mihalko May 5, 2010
Words you can keep

Nonesense 

Nonesense as distinguished from nonsense is when a person says something that appears at first glance to make sense, but in fact does not. Perfect nonesense is a circular sentence that creates a spinning sensation in the mind of the listener, from which the only escape is to move onwards to avoid focusing on what is actually being said.

Nonesense may be skillfully employed to give the impression that meaningful comments or thoughts are being contributed.

Used by politicians to induce slow-witted journalists with tight deadlines to quote them.

See also: weasel words
Politician: "Being a really small country, especially after the financial crisis, we saw the world is connected - all intertwined. Our problems do not just affect us locally, they affect us globally."

TV Anchor:"So there you have it folks, our problems affect us globally....back with more news later on."

TV Viewer:"What did he say?"
TV Viewer 2: "Um....seems like nonesense."
Nonesense by Jurgen222 February 16, 2010
Related Words

nokesville 

Similar to gainesville, except it smells like cow shit and the local rednecks drive their tractors to school becuase it's considered fun.
Nokesville sucks ass.
nokesville by Liz&love; August 9, 2006
Carnal knowledge involving the olfactory glands
Annie snorts wildly during nosesex
nosesex by matt_ze_magnifico February 14, 2008

Nokee Badsmith 

A partypooper/grumbler.
A term usually used in casinos to denote a poker player who constantly folds and complains about his hand.
"Play a hand fool, you ain't nothing but a yoghurt-slinging Noke Badsmith."

nokesville 

home of the rich snotty people that have nowhere else to go if they they will get shot if they go anywhere else. needs hotter girls i dont know how anyone got pregnant here
come here u to nokesville and u will see what i mean
nokesville by mdpdlk May 28, 2011
Verb/Adjective {N'oh'bees}
A person who keeps thinking they're fat and overweight when they actually are not. Form of anorexia but more socially acceptable. Useful to say to someone who keeps thinking they've put on weight and you want to say that they haven't in a way that sounds like you've insulted them.
Am I fat or am I just being nobese
Nobese by Lord.G-hart June 1, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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