No Stank You

An American anti-smoking catchphrase.

Used in ads on TV in Washington; they tell teenagers things they already know in a clever and inane manner. These ads usually involve t-shirts, fashion, dancing, 8-bit, internet slang, and attractive graphic design.

The idea is for teenagers to say "no stank you" when offered a cigarette. In practice, doing this will probably get the shit kicked out of you.

(Ad shows a bunch of teenagers dancing on giant yellow teeth)
"Cigarettes... Cause... Yellow... Teeth! No Stank you!

Well, that sure convinced me!

No Stank You by ɹǝʍod xɐɯ December 9, 2008

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No Stank You

What you say to someone when they offer you a smoke

"Hey, Suzy, wanna smoke?"

"No Stank You!"

No Stank You by Mr. Wigglesworth December 14, 2007

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No Skank You

A polite way of rejecting advances from a drunken, skanky ho that won't leave you alone.

Drunken Ho: "Hey,you wanna come back to my place?"

Guy: repulsed "Oh! No Skank You! I gotta go..."

No Skank You by Lisa L. September 7, 2007

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Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl.

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Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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