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No Stank You 

An American anti-smoking catchphrase.

Used in ads on TV in Washington; they tell teenagers things they already know in a clever and inane manner. These ads usually involve t-shirts, fashion, dancing, 8-bit, internet slang, and attractive graphic design.

The idea is for teenagers to say "no stank you" when offered a cigarette. In practice, doing this will probably get the shit kicked out of you.
(Ad shows a bunch of teenagers dancing on giant yellow teeth)
"Cigarettes... Cause... Yellow... Teeth! No Stank you!

Well, that sure convinced me!
No Stank You by ɹǝʍod xɐɯ December 9, 2008
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No Stank You 

What you say to someone when they offer you a smoke
"Hey, Suzy, wanna smoke?"

"No Stank You!"
No Stank You by Mr. Wigglesworth December 14, 2007

No Skank You 

A polite way of rejecting advances from a drunken, skanky ho that won't leave you alone.
Drunken Ho: "Hey,you wanna come back to my place?"

Guy: repulsed "Oh! No Skank You! I gotta go..."
No Skank You by Lisa L. September 7, 2007

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. 

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae
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