No Stank You

An American anti-smoking catchphrase.

Used in ads on TV in Washington; they tell teenagers things they already know in a clever and inane manner. These ads usually involve t-shirts, fashion, dancing, 8-bit, internet slang, and attractive graphic design.

The idea is for teenagers to say "no stank you" when offered a cigarette. In practice, doing this will probably get the shit kicked out of you.

(Ad shows a bunch of teenagers dancing on giant yellow teeth)
"Cigarettes... Cause... Yellow... Teeth! No Stank you!

Well, that sure convinced me!

by ɹǝʍod xɐɯ December 9, 2008

No Stank You

What you say to someone when they offer you a smoke

"Hey, Suzy, wanna smoke?"

"No Stank You!"

by Mr. Wigglesworth December 14, 2007

No Skank You

A polite way of rejecting advances from a drunken, skanky ho that won't leave you alone.

Drunken Ho: "Hey,you wanna come back to my place?"

Guy: repulsed "Oh! No Skank You! I gotta go..."

by Lisa L. September 7, 2007

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl.

haha lol so cool word XDDDDD

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae

by Stupid Af July 5, 2021