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No Stank You 

An American anti-smoking catchphrase.

Used in ads on TV in Washington; they tell teenagers things they already know in a clever and inane manner. These ads usually involve t-shirts, fashion, dancing, 8-bit, internet slang, and attractive graphic design.

The idea is for teenagers to say "no stank you" when offered a cigarette. In practice, doing this will probably get the shit kicked out of you.
(Ad shows a bunch of teenagers dancing on giant yellow teeth)
"Cigarettes... Cause... Yellow... Teeth! No Stank you!

Well, that sure convinced me!
No Stank You by ɹǝʍod xɐɯ December 9, 2008
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No Stank You 

What you say to someone when they offer you a smoke
"Hey, Suzy, wanna smoke?"

"No Stank You!"
No Stank You by Mr. Wigglesworth December 14, 2007

No Skank You 

A polite way of rejecting advances from a drunken, skanky ho that won't leave you alone.
Drunken Ho: "Hey,you wanna come back to my place?"

Guy: repulsed "Oh! No Skank You! I gotta go..."
No Skank You by Lisa L. September 7, 2007

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. 

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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