3 definition by ɹǝʍod xɐɯ

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1. (v) To strike with force; (n) a forceful strike, a blow or attack.
2. A single 'serving' or dose, generally a drug or alcoholic drink
3. To use something, usually a drug
4. A result of a search on a search engine
5. Visits to a web page
6. To visit; to go to
7. To have sex with
8. To make (sexually-motivated) advances on
9. To mark with graffiti; to tag
10. Ugly, as if having been hit with something
11. A murder or assasination. Or, a mandate for one.
12. A successful or popular thing
13. To communicate; to call or message
14. To realize something suddenly; to discover
1. He got hit by a bus.
2. He took a hit of acid
3. He hit the bong
4. "Porn" gets 250 million hits on Google
5. His blog got 3 thousand hits a day
6. We hit up a 7-11 because we were hungry
7. I'd hit it.
8. Some random drunk guy started hitting on her
9. We hit up the side of a bridge
10. Dude, that fat chick's so hit!
11. The Mafia called a hit on the mayor.
12. The song "Never Gonna Give You Up" was Rick Astley's biggest hit.
13. Hit me up on my myspace sometime
14. He couldn't remember where he knew her from, then suddenly it hit him.
by ɹǝʍod xɐɯ December 04, 2008

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A penis that is too short.

When you try using "penis" as a password, it will say it's too short.
I wish my password was longer.
by ɹǝʍod xɐɯ November 23, 2008

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An American anti-smoking catchphrase.

Used in ads on TV in Washington; they tell teenagers things they already know in a clever and inane manner. These ads usually involve t-shirts, fashion, dancing, 8-bit, internet slang, and attractive graphic design.

The idea is for teenagers to say "no stank you" when offered a cigarette. In practice, doing this will probably get the shit kicked out of you.
(Ad shows a bunch of teenagers dancing on giant yellow teeth)
"Cigarettes... Cause... Yellow... Teeth! No Stank you!

Well, that sure convinced me!
by ɹǝʍod xɐɯ November 23, 2008

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