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the bestest comeback ever. if you're getting roasted, you can just say " no you" and you automatically win.
friend: ur mom got the big gay
you: no you
friend: *dies*
no you by nononottheredaddy March 12, 2018

NO YOU GOD DAMNED LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT

NO YOU GOD DAMN LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT, I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO. THAT'S FUCKIN UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR. I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO. IF YOU EVER TOUCH THAT KID AGAIN, IM GONNA PULL OUT A GOD DAMN SHOTGUN, AND BLOW OUT YOUR DAMN HEAD OFF. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU LIL WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP
no you god damned little piece of punk ass shit. no. No.

oh no you di'int 

A response to a bold statement, accusation, or action; slang for "you're going to wish you hadn't said/done that," or "bitch you'll pay for that."
"Yo momma's so fat, I poked her in the belly and gravy came out."

"Oh no you DI'INT!"
ohhhhhhhhhhh
Person A: You suck!
Person B: No you.
Audience: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
No you by sfkja,fnmajfnvjnsfj November 10, 2020

Oh no you didn't 

(Pronounced: o no you dit-ten) A colloquial expression of incredulity, voiced upon witnessing another's action or statement, or hearing of it from the actor firsthand.
"Step off, bitch," said Tyrone. "Oh no you didn't!" exclaimed Shanequa.
Oh no you didn't by TopSecret October 10, 2007

no you are 

the ultimate comeback. When used correctly, supreme power will be harnessed and you can unleash it on inferior gay noobs (mino)
ex. 1

mino: You are a smart ass
Me: no you are
*flinches*

ex 2.

Kevin rudd:
"Today we honour the Indigenous peoples of this land, the oldest continuing cultures in human history.
We reflect on their past mistreatment.
We reflect in particular on the mistreatment of those who were Stolen Generations - this blemished chapter in our nation's history. The time has now come for the nation to turn a new page in Australia's history by righting the wrongs of the past and so moving forward with confidence to the future. We apologise for the laws and policies of successive Parliaments and governments that have inflicted profound grief, suffering and loss on these our fellow Australians.We apologise especially for the removal of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander children from their families, their communities and their country. For the pain, suffering and hurt of these Stolen Generations, their descendants and for their families left behind, we say sorry.To the mothers and the fathers, the brothers and the sisters, for the breaking up of families and communities, we say sorry.And for the indignity and degradation thus inflicted on a proud people and a proud culture, we say sorry. We the Parliament of Australia respectfully request that this apology be received in the spirit in which it is offered as part of the healing of the nation.For the future we take heart; resolving that this new page in the history of our great continent can now be written.We today take this first step by acknowledging the past and laying claim to a future that embraces all Australians. A future where this Parliament resolves that the injustices of the past must never, never happen again.A future where we harness the determination of all Australians, Indigenous and non-Indigenous, to close the gap that lies between us in life expectancy, educational achievement and economic opportunity. A future where we embrace the possibility of new solutions to enduring problems where old approaches have failed. A future based on mutual respect, mutual resolve and mutual responsibility.A future where all Australians, whatever their origins, are truly equal partners, with equal opportunities and with an equal stake in shaping the next chapter in the history of this great country, Australia."

Abo lad:
no you are

Abo lady:
same
no you are by kesos May 13, 2008