A combination of both a ninja and a vampire, the world's most ultimate being. Unbeatable in every aspect of everything in life. The only way a Ninjpire can be killed is if it stabs itself in the left eye with a wooden spork blessed by a dwarven warrior.
by Mitchell Steinberg October 8, 2007
Get the Ninjpire mug.A deadly hybrid of a ninja and a vampire. Pissing one off or having delicious blood will ALWAYS result in death. Sometimes, they will kill you just because they don't like you or they are hungry. Ninpires are not always ninja-ing around and can appear as a regular human, which makes them very difficult to identify.
Kristin: Guess what?
Linden: What?
Kristin: I'm a ninpire
Linden: Wtf is that?
Kristin: Part ninja part vampire
Linden: Pfft there's no such thing
Kristin: DEATH BECOMES OF YOU!
Kristin: **sucks Linden's blood, then kills her in a ninja manner**
Linden: What?
Kristin: I'm a ninpire
Linden: Wtf is that?
Kristin: Part ninja part vampire
Linden: Pfft there's no such thing
Kristin: DEATH BECOMES OF YOU!
Kristin: **sucks Linden's blood, then kills her in a ninja manner**
by Kristin Harper AKA Beth Amphetamine May 26, 2008
Get the Ninpire mug.A deadly hybrid of a ninja and a vampire. Pissing one off or having delicious blood will ALWAYS result in death. Sometimes, they will kill you just because they don't like you or they are hungry. Ninpires are not always ninja-ing around and can appear as a regular human, which makes them very difficult to identify.
Kristin: Guess what?
Linden: What?
Kristin: I'm a ninpire
Linden: Wtf is that?
Kristin: Part ninja part vampire
Linden: Pfft there's no such thing
Kristin: DEATH BECOMES OF YOU!
Kristin: **sucks Linden's blood, then kills her in a ninja manner**
Linden: What?
Kristin: I'm a ninpire
Linden: Wtf is that?
Kristin: Part ninja part vampire
Linden: Pfft there's no such thing
Kristin: DEATH BECOMES OF YOU!
Kristin: **sucks Linden's blood, then kills her in a ninja manner**
by Kristin Harper AKA Beth Amphetamine May 26, 2008
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