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ninjayas 

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It was a normal day of playing DFA in the hit-game Bloons TD Battles 2. I clicked the play button, but to my horror, the enemy I queued up with.. was ninjayas. I quickly selected Cyber Quincy, Glue, Farm and Village and prayed to whatever higher being there was that I could even stand a chance in this match.

At first, everything seemed normal, apart from the fact that there were hundreds of selling particles on my opponent's side. That was when I realized that while I was trying to comprehend what was going on, ninjayas had been selling and rebuying IMF loans so quickly that the ability cooldown and debt couldn't load in fast enough. I had just barely managed to place a 002 farm down on round 2, during which ninjayas was building his 10th True Sun God.

It was then that round 3 hit. I was already mortified from the thought that I would drop to bottom 25% from this match, but it only got worse. Ninjayas, using only Legends of the Night, spelled out my entire IP address in a split second, and then my internet went out. My power went out shortly afterwards, at which point I heard my door breaking open.

I quickly ran to the basement, where I am currently residing. The sounds of selling and rebuying are still ringing through my head, and I could SWEAR that I heard precisely 129 blade maelstroms from the floor above me. I don't know what to do, please help.
ninjayas by JazzyJonah April 26, 2022
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Something that is super awesome; greater even than dragons.
Guy 1: Did you see that arnie film last night? He was fighting 10,000 ninja midgets riding velociraptors that have tommy guns for arms... on a space volcano that's about to erupt... using only a SHARK CANNON.

Guy 2: Dude, that's ninjasaurus.
ninjasaurus by Squeeeak January 8, 2008

Ninjabater 

One who is able to pleasure themselves in public areas with little to no indications of their actions
A male ninjabater could pleasure himself in a bathroom stall at work
Ninjabater by Turrry June 19, 2009

Ninjatard 

Retarded kids whom consider themselves intelligent because of their Counter Blox inventory. You can usually find them lurking in the Ninja's Trade server on discord, prowling the text channels in search of unsuspecting prey to shark. They tend to be vile and vocal creatures, with their one liners being, "WhAt AbOuT dEmAnD" and "CaStLeRs AnD aImEr AbUsE tOo MuCh".
Enzo tried to frame Aimer for alt trading with fabricated DMs. Kinda a fucking Ninjatard.
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Ninjavitis 

A condition marked by frequently startling people on accident, such as while walking up behind or beside them to say, "Hello." Most accurately described as pervasive accidental sidling.

Ninjavitis most commonly occurs among those who wear wrestling shoes, women with small feet, and the Japanese.
Person 1: (Casually walks up beside Person 2) Hey, man!
Person 2: Dude, you scared the crap outta me! It's like you've got ninjavitis.

See also: sidler, sidle
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ninjabate 

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Spirited Away was such as shitty movie, I had to whip it out and ninjabate to pass the time.
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