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Bad internet. A combination of internetz and nigga, which is black people slang variation for the white people slang term 'nigger'. The nigga part is reference to the stereotype of things by black people being bad i.e. crack
a: i'm tryin' to cam wit dis chiqq

b: you have some nigganetz there
Nigganetz by ChickenZilla February 12, 2010
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Nigganese 

The language every hood guy speak that isn't white
We don't speak English. we speak Nigganese
Nigganese by Kezo November 9, 2018
Internet that is soo much worse than McDonald's wifi that it's only possible for those on welfare to stoop so low as to use it.
I hate playing with Jamal because his nigganet always makes it takes 5 minutes to get past the loading screen!
Nigganet by Blackdynamo704 April 11, 2023
Nigganati is a slang word for Cincinnati. Said word came into being due to the abundance of "niggas" in the Hamilton County area.
I'm heading to Nigganati to pick up some "dog."
Nigganati by Sir Semaj Gunoowski November 2, 2011

Niggameter 

Three-fifths of a meter.
The nearest store is about a niggameter away.
Niggameter by DJFistacular March 9, 2009

Nigganese 

(Rarely used in this sense) another term for African-American Vernacular English, otherwise known as Ebonics; however, in its truest sense, it is Ebonics so broken and dialectical that even other black people fail to understand what the person is saying.
What the hell is he sayin'? He speakin' Nigganese!
Nigganese by Shadowulf1 January 25, 2011
A wireless internet signal that is stolen from nearby neighbors.

No contracts, no obligations, no credit card required!
Damnit, the signal on our nigganet sucks ass today! Open a window or something!
nigganet by Action_bastard March 1, 2010
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