Mom: What do you want to eat? Unseasoned elbow macaroni with no cheese or Gluten free salad?
Billy: I want some chicken.
Mom: 😓
Dad: Now son, stop acting niggaish before you give mom a diet heart attack.
1. a dialect of english only spoken by niggas 2. the unfortunate combination of nigga and english
Too much niggalish can lead to a "nigga moment" or even worse....niggaligence.
niggalish: Can't wait til u drop dat seed, so u can drop dat album
english: I cannot wait until you give birth to your baby so we can see some pictures!
its like the word 'nigga' but it makes you way cooler to say it.
It can be used to refer to a small storage building where 'niggas' put away things like knives and bloody gloves (see meaning of shed)
Catherine: Whats good niggashed?
George: Watchu thankin(thinking or doing)!?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!