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A Nield is very beautiful and will always be there for you, if you have a Nield in your life then you are very, very lucky, dont ever let them go. Nield's bring a smile to your face when ever you are with them. They make you laugh until you carnt breath. If you are a Nield then your lucky! Always happy and cheerful, smiley and very hard to upset, but try not to anger a Nield because then you have made a really bad mistake and you will regret it! Nields are good at revenge and love to have fun and go wild, they love to embarrasse them self and can somtimes be quite shy. They can be trouble makers but they are never goody two shoes. Mess with the Nields and they will mess with you because they are not soft no matter how 'soft' they look, they are good at lieing and are very smart, the girls are hot, sexy and irresistable and the boys are strong, dumb but very easily angerd.
They are very nice people to love and they will love back, they dont fall in love easily so you will be EXTREMLY lucky if they love you, you will be really lucky to if your even kissed one or more ....
Random - Whos that?
Random2 - Ohh thats a Nield, you dont want to mess with them.
Random - They look nice.
Random2 - Ohh they are the nicest people you know, you'll be lucky to know them,but get on the wrong side and you'll wish you never met them ...
Random- what they called?
Random2 - Lucii and Hayley Nield
Nield by LnLrRaLl April 22, 2011
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The Pat Nield 

when you take a girl home after a night out, you fail to engage in coitus but she still wets the bed
friend 1: how was that bird you brought back last night
friend 2: She did the pat nield all over my bed
The Pat Nield by HAU6969 November 7, 2022
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Nield • The Pat Nield • Niel • nildo • niele • Nelda • nieder • Nielsen • neldman • Nieda

Leslie Nielsen 

One of the most popular spoof comedy actors, well known for roles in the Naked Gun series and Airplane!. RIP
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. - Leslie Nielsen
Leslie Nielsen by Magneto_Caknseco December 1, 2010
Nilda is a girl who will never turn ur back on you unless u do it to her.she is so beautiful in many ways. She is the most hilarious girl you will ever meet.nilda is usually short in size. She has the most beautiful smile and when u look into her eyes you will never want to stop looking.She is very smart.and talented.She is really friendly when it comes to meeting new people.She is very outgoing and trustworthy.She is also very dangerous when it comes to fighting she may not look like it but she definitely is.
NILDA IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL EVER AND I HAVE FALLEN DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH HER.
Nilda by Natery golsada November 12, 2017
the perfect "take home to mom" girl. badass taste in music, funny, and the kindest most mellow soul you will ever meet and pretty to boot.

roman sculpture pretty.
damn, i shoulda held on to Nelda
Nelda by misotexmex May 30, 2011
The perfect boy who you should never abandon and who will never abandon you, he's the nicest person you will ever meet and attractive as heck. If you find a Niels, don't ever let him feel sad or hurt him. He can make you happy just by flashing his perfect smile, and it's impossible to stay mad at him. His expressions and the way he talks, what he talks about, they will never bore you or anyone. He's an adorable soft boy and he should be treated with all the love and respect in the world, whether he's a friend or boyfriend. He loves hard so don't be afraid to do the same no matter what way you do.
Girl on a call: Becky, I'm going to a boy's house, I can't wait
Her mom: WHAT, WHICH BOY?!? YOU CAN'T GO TO A BOY'S HOUSE!!
Girl: Don't worry it's Niels
The mom: Oh in that case have fun
Niels by Yeah_It's_Me January 9, 2021

niederkartoffel 

Niederkartoffel is derived from Kartoffel. He is an amazing guy and a very true friend. Full of energy even when he feels sick. He loves partying, hiking, jogging, cooking, Harry Porter, Indian food and more. Basically everything a girl/guy would look for in their partner.
Girl 1: I am dating Niederkartoffel!
Girl 2: Omg! I am so jealous! I wish I had him.
niederkartoffel by Alyssa Alex November 9, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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