Nice Kids

Nice Kids are commonly known as those who attempt to be socially 'hip' by adopting styles from America. These include baseball caps, Vans, humorous t-shirts and light coloured jeans turned up at the ankles, whilst sporting obscure haircuts. They are known to adopt Californian accents however they are not often heard as they prefer to publish their negative, 'un-mainstream' opinions on issues such as religion, politics (they are all Tories) and commonly known successful bands over social networking sites such as Twitter. They are typically located in rural villages or out of city areas such as Penwortham or Longridge. The locality of these 'nice kids' can be said to be the reason they adopt such stances on life, commentators have speculated that there distance from the real world helps them create an imaginary life which is why they act as if they are part of the cult 1992 American comedy film 'Wayne's World'.

'' what's he looking at the muggins ? ''

'' Oi, I'm unsure about nice kids I'll bax em ''

Nice Kids by AndIt'sTee January 8, 2012

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Rich Kids with Nice Cameras

Those kids who think they can be a photographer just because their parents bought them an expensive camera and they know how to change eye color in photoshop.

Yo, check out these modeling pics of my friend...isn't she hot!!?

nah dude...she just looks hot because she got one of those rich kids with nice cameras to take her pictures.

Rich Kids with Nice Cameras by RKwNC March 5, 2011

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nice tits flash kids

something you say when you like something.

Friend: I like this icecream
You: Me too
You: Nice tits flash kids

nice tits flash kids by C.Lanstrumpf April 24, 2017

nice tits flash kids

something you say when you like something

You : I like this television show ..... Nice tits flash kids

nice tits flash kids by C.Lanstrumpf April 24, 2017

Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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