New Hamster

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License plate motto: Live Free or Die. No state income tax. No state sales tax. State operated liquor stores. Beautiful, heavily wooded and mountanous state located in the northeastern region of the United States known as New England. Very low crime rate and anyone can legally walk around with a gun strapped to their belt without getting a license.It has a small population located mostly along it's border with the hated much more urban and populated state of Massachusetts, where many if not most New Hamsterites find well paying jobs that don't exist in their *cough* booming state.

Dude, I wasn't born yesterday, whaddaya think I just drove down from New Hamster in a pick-up truck?

New Hamster by whatthefucksyourproblemboss? November 10, 2006

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New Hamster

"Affectionate" term for New Hampshire, usually used by Massholes, I think more so than other New Englanders. I've heard it used when talking about beer runs to the state liquor stores just over the border. Often pronounced "New Hamsta".

"You wanna go get some cheap likka in New Hamsta?"

New Hamster by TrishTheDish July 7, 2005

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New Jersey Hamster

When you stick your finger in your partners asshole and let that little rasscle wrestle in their asshole.

I gave William a New Jersey Hamster

New Jersey Hamster by Tim Gates December 12, 2018

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New Hampster

1. The juvinile pronunciation of the name of the great state of New Hampshire.

Daddy, are we gonna see Poppop grandfather in New Hampster? New Hampshire

New Hampster by GFeet March 14, 2009

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New Hampshire Hamstring Pull

the act of pissing on another persons hamstring while you pull their butt hairs and jerk off all at one

yo bro hit me with the New Hampshire Hamstring Pull

New Hampshire Hamstring Pull by datkilla7373 January 20, 2026

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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