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Nat Wolff is 13 years old and stars as himself on the hit Nickelodeon series, The Naked Brothers Band, based on the 2005 indie movie which he also starred in. Many of the U.S.'s tween/early teen girls practically worship him and bite the heads off anyone who doesn't like him.

In my opinion, he cannot act, sing, or write music to save his life. He sounds like he's reading off a teleprompter when he acts. He sounds like an 8-year-old girl when he sings (oh, and he goes off-key a lot, too). I must admit, the music he writes isn't that bad for a 13-year-old, but his lyrics are what get me - they're all either banal or nonsensical. "We've got the music in our hearts / Magic seasons and then we're done" (If That's Not Love)? "If you're gonna treat me that way then I'm out / If you're gonna leave me that way then I'm out / I won't take your crying anymore / I won't take your whining anymore / 'Cause I'm out" (I'm Out)?

He is also rather unattractive too. He is in desperate need of a haircut (he's starting to look femmy), braces (don't get me started on those crooked teeth), and a shower (he looks really sweaty and gross sometimes).

He'll be yesterday's news in about two years. His show will be canceled and he'll become a prostitute to keep some money in the bank.
Nat Wolff is extremely untalented, ugly, and annoying.
by olopido January 14, 2008
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The hottest guy ALIVE .
he is WAY talented. plays guitar, piano, and sometimes drums, and sings REALLY GOOD.

he was the star of the Nickelodeon show "The Naked Brothers Band." unfortunately, it is no longer on the air.

He makes a band with his brother Alex and they tour and have a few albums of their own.

He is 17 years old, and goes to private school in new york city.
he was born in Los Angeles, California.
He is amazing<3
person 1: did you go to the NatnAlex concert???
person 2: YEAH IT WAS AMAZING !
person 1: did you meet nat wolff?
person 2: yeah, hes so hot!
by JaneDoe22 January 01, 2012
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the most awesome singer...
main character in the famous show on nick, 'the naked brothers band' .......
hes really awesome.......
wow!!!!
he sings beautifully and hes so cute...
he writes all his songs and hes only 12!!!! WOW!!!!!
and he wrote his first song when he was 4!!!!
Fan#1- OMG!!! i luv nat wolff!!!!
Fan#2- Me tooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
COOL!
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