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NYC Subway

A crappy old subway system where trains are always delayed, and the system is dirty with littered trash and rats. In is also very crowded, and the doors are always being held and squeeze to get in.

However It is quite satisficing when listening to the trains announcements and engines. (Stand clear of the Closing doors please), (buzzzzzzzzzzz)
Common, I'm gonna be late for work, but the NYC Subway is so messy and trashy that the trains always are delayed!!! But I do love the sounds, so I guess worth it?
NYC Subway by JJthedicktionare April 7, 2021
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NYC Subway

A good subway system operates by the New York transit authority or MTA, Opened on October 27, 1904, the New York City Subway is one of the world's oldest public transit systems, one of the most-used, and the one with the most stations, it has eight A divisions Number lines like the (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) & 42nd shuttle. And seventeen B division letter lines the (A) (B) (C) (D) (E) (F) (G) (J) (L) (M) (N) (Q) (R) (W) (Z) the Franklin avenue and rockaway shuttles. This cool subway system is hated by people who don’t know what transportation in other countries is like, sure the trains gets delayed at some times and some lines are suspended but even if a line is suspended, they still provide FREE SHUTTLE BUSES when there is a subway suspension, and the only real argument with the subway is the homeless people, unlike Amtrak and any other commuter train line the subway is cheap to ride which cost $2.90. The subway rolling stock consist of R46, R68, R62, R62A, R142, R142A, R143, R160A, R160B, R179🍋, R188, R211A and R211T.
Train station announcer: attention, everyone due to track maintenance (2) trains are not running from 241st and Franklin Ave , (2) trains are rerouted to new lots avenue, additionally, there will be free shuttle buses that run between Franklin avenue and Flatbush avenue.

Asshole: like every goddamn time a train is always suspended like what the hell man.

Lady: Ugh stop making a bitch of everything of the subway

Asshole: Can’t u see the shitty people suspended the 2 service

Lady: yeah it may be a bit annoying but still they suspended the line so they can fix the tracks, if they don’t maintain the tracks there can be damage to the tracks that can cause trains to derail and also didn’t they say that they provide free bus service where the train doesn’t run you Old Douchebag.

Asshole: IDGAS about mta their system sucks. I bet other countries have better transit system

Lady: other countries are way worst than NYC, take the Caribbean for example they have no trains and they don’t use proper buses as public transportation, they used shitty sardine can on wheels Toyota hiace that is very inconvenient and they don’t operate everyday they only operate weekdays and what about some African countries like DRC where there is NO public transportation and people have walk with their bare foot, asshole appreciate the NYC Subway and any other public transportation in the USA
NYC Subway by EMD F59PHI July 16, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016