NBA Finals 2006

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The biggest joke ever resulting in the worst NBA champion of all time. The series where Dwyane Wade took more free throws in just 3 of the games than he did in the WHOLE 6 game Chicago series. The series where the refs cheated their asses off and Miami still only managed to get 3 of their 4 wins by a COMBINED 6 points. A plot to get Wade a ring before the rest of his overpaid team gets old and sucks even more and save him from being ringless and old like KG, AI, etc.

NBA Finals 2006 Commentary: Dwyane Wade drives to the hoop, stutters, pistol whips josh howard, goes up, defensive foul AND ONE!! The Miami Heat are your new NBA Champions!!

NBA Finals 2006 by Grant Hill October 9, 2006

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NBA Finals 2006

Something Miami won for the first time because

A. Dwyane Wade (the MVP) put up impressive numbers and beat all the odds, including leading his team to 4 straight wins, 1 of those in which Miami was down 13 points in the final quarter with 6 minutes and another of which was the winning one in dallas

B. Dallas played like crap while in miami

C. Did I mention Dwyane Wade put up impressive numbers?

"3 seconds left. Jason Terry shoots the 3...Misses! Dwyane Wade gets the rebound! And the Miami Heat win the NBA Finals 2006, their first title in franchise history!"

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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