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Shut up woman, get on my horse. 

A website with no further intention than to provide you a place to enjoy wonderful horse pop (or lemonade). Byfar the single most amazing flash video ever created.
Look at my horse; my horse is amazing.
Give it a lick.
“MMMmm! It tastes just like raisins!”
Have a stroke of it’s mane,
it turns into a plane,
and then it turns back again when you tug on it’s winky.
“Oooo that’s dirty!”
Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made -
Sweet lemonade, mmmm sweet lemonade.
Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade.
Get on my horse I’ll take you ’round the universe -
and all the other places, too.
“I think you’ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.”
Shut up woman, get on my horse.
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A website containing the best flash video ever.
No, I don't think you understand, the BEST flash video EVER. Like in EVER, EVER. In the universe. EVER!!!

Best seen when high, because it gives you a F*ING ORGASM..... and an incredible thirst.... and crave for lemonade. Don't watch WHILE smoking, you'll laugh and blow the weed out!
- Duuuuuuuuuude, look at this!
- What the hell is that? A horse dick, a universe, LEMONADE !?!? Is that heaven !?!?
- Dude, it's Shut Up Woman Get On My Horse!
- What? XD

You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños 

You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños
You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole! 

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys 

Oh, yes, I was really just sooooo miserable while I was fucking all of the women but NOW... NOW I've learned my lesson, guys. I see now that what EVERYONE should want... Is just one... That's what we should all do from now on, right guys? We should all just agree to just not do the thing I did... Because it was soooo bad for ME AND WOMEN... I just didn't understand! Right!? I just didn't get it but now I DO get it and I was just oh so sad... Now that I'm dome doing it we should just all agree to not do the thing I was just now doing a minute ago, right? I was such a fucking scumbag... For doing that... You don't want to be a scumbag, do you? I mean, I'm not anymore because I improved... You know you should probably improve too, right? I was just oh so bad for doing that... BUT NOT ANYMORE! Not anymore... Now I'm fine... But it was just oh so bad for me to do that... YOU definitely shouldn't want or do that because then you're an evil psychopath, right Jordan? Right? But I'm not a psychopath anymore am I Jordan? Even though I was just there doing the thing that the you said makes people a psychopath, right? The thing that never changes or goes away? I was doing that but now I stop so Jordan will let me hook myself up to his trough... Right Jordan? Isn't it terrible the thing I was just doing there a second ago? No one should seek to do the thing I just did because it's just so bad... Come on guys! We can all improve together! We can all stop doing the thing I was doing!
Fat-cock former atheist convert "I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys"

Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."