My cat is on fire

A common phrase used by online gamers to refer to the need to finish masturbating.

Fred : So why weren't you at school today?
Jack : My cat was on fire.

Fred : Are you ready to go?
Jack : No, brb, my cat is on fire.

by Yo=yo master May 03, 2010

my cat is on fire

A phrase used by gamers when they want to not play or avoid getting owned in a game.

1. Can we remake? My cat is on fire.

2.
Person A: Why did he leave?
Person B: His cat is on fire.

by Mcspazatron February 13, 2012